OHMYSWEETLORD WHY THE HELL IS SO HARD TO FIND ANY DECENT TENDERSHIPPING FICS I MEAN SERIOUSLY, COME ON PEOPLE. *huff*

I am cold. Freezinggg~ And also quite bored, yet I find myself unable to sleep due to the fact that I'm... oh, let's go with non compos mentis. So, instead, I'm sitting up reading complete and utter bullcrap and desperately wishing that we were rich.

I'm sort of aiming for a desktop computer. >_____> You should see some of the positions I bend myself into with my laptop, eh.

LIUHFILOSER I HEAR A LULU.

Forty minutes late...

I just washed my cat. At 3am.

There. Is something very wrong with me.

Okay. LMAO. Okay. I will try to type this without laughing. I will. Okay. So. The whole marriage thing. My dad works in Indonesia, and a few days ago one of his underlings asked him if he could marry me. Dad said sure, and that pretty much means I'm this guy's now.

Thankfully I'm an Australian citizen and not Indonesian cause chances are this guy would be shorter than me. Basically, he wanted a quiet, shy, blonde wife.

Poor thing doesn't realise my brain's already married to ~Knast-Kneam. Just to let you all know, cause some people sort of seem to be taking it seriously. >___>

... ohgodROFLMFAO.

Still. First wedding proposal. TAKE THAT, ALADDIN.

_{aladdin is the name i have for one of my brother's friends who keeps telling me i'll never find a man.}

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DUDES.

I GOT PROPOSED TO.

LMAO.

You're all invited to the wedding.

Oh. Craaaap.

It's Friday the 13th NO WONDER I COULDN'T SLEEP.

At least my air con isn't dying on and off this time. Annnyyywaaayyyy~

I can't sleep. Instead I feel all hyper and tired and hyper and about ready to IMPLODE.

... but that's probably because I was reading a book and it had the word, 'feral' in it describing how a girl looked. *rocks* WHY IS AUSTRALIAN LITERATURE SO DAMNED *HORRIBLE*?!

Bananaramahipwhee! My manga isn't loading, damnit. I want it to load I WANT TO READ IT. It has ANGST and ALCOHOLISM and ANGST and APRONS. A-A-A-A. Like the battery but with pretty boys.

... now why does that bring my brother to mind? Has anyone seen those VolleyWarehouse ads? They're so terribly amusing and we plan to kidnap the black guy from the one with the... flappy stay away thingo.

What we'll do with him I have no idea. OHMYLORD. IT'S A CAT.

Awww. He looks like some stuffed him.

... scratch that he's sleeping with his eye open JEY, JEY YOUR CAT HAS CORRUPTED MINE, DAMNIT. WHEEEEEEEE.

I'ma watch Cats again.

I had to read Follow the Rabbit Proof Fence for school, and I'm sort of thinking, "... when are we gonna get to To Kill A Mockingbird?" Because everyone tells me the book is crap, to which I think, is it Twilight Crap or Crap Crap?

SPEAKING OF WHICH. The New Moon ad jumped out and RAPED MY BRAIN today. Oh God it was so painful. Seriously, I hope I live long enough to witness Stephanie Meyers death, just so I can go to my adopted son's kids, "GOOD RIDDANCE. PWAH. Now bring me CHEESE."

EHHHH HURRY UP AND BECOME 2PMMM. Apparently I missed seeing CM Punk's ass hanging out last week.

WHYGOD?! *headdesks*

Annndddd I'm off to go...

... do nothing. Seriously. I am pathetically braindead.

Cha~cha~cha~

Just to let you all know.

I am now married/belong to ~Knast-Kneam. She got me the Cats DVD.

And now I go collapse.

_{i wanna slash mungojerrie...}

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Reply to this post by yelling "Words!" and I will give you five words that remind me of you. Then post them in your journal and explain what they mean to you.

Words from *copiicat.

KITTIES~
LULU.

Yaoi
Pretty boys with pretty boys. Manga style drawing. Kingdom Hearts.

Skirts
Zuko. >:3

Camera
One of my greatest loves.

Slash
Harry Potter. Western cartoons and drawing styles. Superman!

Okay. It's 5:10am.

I can't sleep. Lulu's pissed at me. I'm listening to the Digimon Frontier opening. I feel a little bit insane.

... more so than usual.

Anyway~

New journal! Mainly because my old was depressing me, and this one is cute and makes me smile.

:333

Umum. Dad's homeee~

... joy. >___>

Anddd yeah.

THROUGH US LET YOUR SPIRIT EVOLVEEE~

_{damnit, i'ma kick lulu out of the bathroom and take a bloody shower.}